She's my Rushmore Max...

Bert Fischer: You're like one of those clipper ship captains. You're married to the sea.
Max Fischer: Yes, that's true... But I've been out to sea for a long time.

wowfunniestposts:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.


I wish I was American so I could vote for this guy, get him another term.

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